NowWhat Enterprises

LOST

FOUND

CLAIMED

[CODE]

[KISS ME]

[RECYCLED]

Welcome to NowWhat Enterprises!

About us

NowWhat is a small, non-profit, postage-paid band of roving intergalactic private eyes and undercover hitmen. The private eyes FIND; the hitmen, naturally, LOSE. Currently under development is our newest branch--we call it "the loving grannies" or the "softer side of NowWhat." This eccentric yet charming group of aging female NowWhattians is currently being trained to CLAIM.

Departments

LOST: Are you LOST? Is someone you know LOST? Check this bin, then contact your local represenative to upgrade your status to FOUND.
FOUND: Successfully FOUND individuals can be found in this bin. From here, you can go on to be CLAIMED.
CLAIMED: Successfully CLAIMED individuals can be found in this bin. This is the area for the epitomy of the FOUND ones.
RECYCLED: Simply put, you are worthless. You reside in no bin and can never return from this state. Stay away at all costs!

NowWhat Features

CODE: The NowWhat Official Code Page. Brush up on your NowSpeak.
KISS ME: Our thoughts and ideas of the "Great American Smokeout."

Featured Staff

Founder and CEO: Heebie Jeebie
Webmaster: MEGAß¥TE
Galaxy Bin Maintainers: Stardreem
The Good Reverend
Güido
Softer Side of NowWhat: Loving Granny #1

NowWhat: The silly people in charge of your universe.™